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If secrets were bricks, I'd build a wall.
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-Reality is only one's perspective, there for there is nothing to hold you back but your self.
Republicans - Formed from anti-slavery activists.
Which president signed the Emancipation Proclomation?
26 out of the 36 state legislatures who voted to ratify the 19th Amendment (women's suffrege) were under Republican control.
First women elected to Congress was a Republican (Jeanette Rankin).
Civil Rights Amendment was drafted by a Republican Senator (Evrett Dirksen).
History shows that Republicans have supported equal rights for all. This cartoon is not accurate.
FACT-Republicans comprise 95% of all anti-abortion legislature which would reduce women to no more than walking incubators.
FACT-Republicans comprise 95% of opposition to same-sex marrige, in an effort to impose their religious views on a SECULAR government.
FACT-Republicans created and instituted Prohibition, which only lead to higher crime and death rates, especiall in the inner-cities.
FACT-Republicans comprised the majority of support for the illegal Iraq war.
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Let me sleep through this time of pain,
And grant me innocent dreams.
Rouse me during the first summer rain,
When all the world's at peace, it seems.
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Jon
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